lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids

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lolsofunny:

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thebeautifulandbroken:

I just want to congratulate potatoes for being the most delicious little shits ever no matter what way it was prepared

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meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

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geometricdeathtrap:

*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”

“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

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rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

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