Conversation I had with my dad today as we were...
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
ironicallyincestuous: x-kitt-x: ghostin-thewalls: sovietkittens: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY I think ned’s doing fine I’d say he’s doing fantastic. i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
chemistrybook: deepthroat my heart
rnilkbreath: home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
rabioheab: my favourite american president is Abraham Linkin Park
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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thebeautifulandbroken: I just want to congratulate potatoes for being the most delicious little shits ever no matter what way it was prepared
meladoodle: follow the yolo brick road
geometricdeathtrap: *nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police” “i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
jennstarkid: fffcuk: fffcuk: my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons fffcuk
uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS. i’d have 6 free donuts. I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.– Hunter S. Thompson (via pourmourir)